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Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

reflectingblue:

raakellars:

bansheeandahunter:

False rape accusations are an anomaly.

True rape accusations are a norm.

You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.

Re-blog now, read later.

"Because 1 in 33 men will be raped in his lifetime, men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape. It seems many of us would do well to pay more attention to how rape culture affects us all than be paranoid about false accusers.”

timid:

timethekidgotfree:

cuteys:

kayquimi:

ceruleanrabbitking:

doctor-john:

the-cosmic-life:

I BET THAT IF TWO KIDS LIVED IN THOSE TWO HOUSES THAT THEY WOULD COME OUT ON THEIR ALMOST CONJOINING ROOFS OUTSIDE THEIR BEDROOM WINDOWS AND TALK AND BE BEST FRIENDS AND FALL IN LOVE.

I will not write fluff to that. I won’t. No.

LUCY I FOUND IT

But what if instead of two kids, it was, say, a kid and an old woman? And at first they just ignore each other and keep their blinds down and curtains shut, but then the kid climbs out onto the roof one spring morning to get a frisbee and she’s got the window open bc it’s so nice out and she tells him to cut that out, it’s not a jungle gym and maybe the kid shows off a bit and nearly falls, and the old woman catches his arm…. anyway, so sometimes they leave the windows open and the kid’ll show off his comic books or asks what rhymes with ‘beautiful’ (and it’s totally for homework shut up), and the old woman tells him about all the protests and marches she took part in, and asks him the name of that one cute pop star (it’s absolutely for her crossword now shush). And the old woman gives the kid relationship advice and doesn’t tell when he tries a bit too much of his parents’ liquor cabinet one time, and the kid comes over and shows her how to use the smartphone her daughter bought for her and doesn’t tell when she sneaks a cigarette out of said daughter’s bag. And when the weather’s too bad to open the windows, they tape silly pictures or notes to the glass for the other to see (the kid makes sure to make his extra big so she doesn’t have to admit her eyeight isn’t what it used to be), and when it is nice the kid will sneak over and leave seashells on her windowsill, because the old woman said once she misses the sea, but she can’t travel like she used to. And one day he peeks in her window and sees her on the floor, and calls 911 and basically saves her life because she had a stroke and nobody would’ve known in time otherwise. And when she finally gets back from the hospital, just for a while because her daughter’s talking about a retirement home where she’ll have plenty of medical care and lots of friends her age, the kid comes through the window and then pulls another kid through the window who he introduces as his boyfriend, and says he wanted her to meet him. And she sniffs and interrogates the boyfriend in proper elderly relative fashion, and then declares him worthy of her boy— barely. And when she finally does have to go to that retirement home, the kid still comes to visit her, and always leaves seashells on the windowsill.

I’m not crying or anything

I am omg

Oh my god I’m crying
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you
Nedcolbertia justinhofmanni

a-dinosaur-a-day:

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Source: http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130625204953/dinosaurs/images/f/f4/Nedcolbertia.png

Name: Nedcolbertia justinhofmanni

Name Meaning: Ned Colbert Justin Hofmann

First Described: 1998

Described By: Kirkland et al.

Classification: Dinosauria,…

(Source: a-dinosaur-a-day)

earthstory:

Agatised shellSilica is a common material found replacing fossils, often creating such fine grained structures that many biological features such as the grain of bone and wood (see http://tinyurl.com/lpx653u) are exquisitely preserved. In some cases they provide the best insight into long extinct life such as the early Devonian land plants with perfect cell structures preserved by silica rich hot springs in the Rhynie chert of Scotland. Opalised fossils (See http://tinyurl.com/nms2zmd) are another common example. The shell dates from the Eocene (65-34 million years ago) of Morocco, has been replaced by lovely honey coloured agate (due to iron oxide impurities) and is a large specimen, measuring 7.8 x 3.5 x 3.3 cm.LozImage credit: Marin Minerals
I just don't understand you.

oh-snap-pro-choice:

whimsicalpimsical:

I can’t understand this… I go onto a tag… won’t specify which… and I see a post that says “abortion isn’t a crime”. Look… I’m fucking 16 but guess what? If I got pregnant by accident I wouldn’t get rid of my child. I created it. It’s mine and mine alone. I just can’t understand why some people…

Abortion isn’t a crime. It’s legal. That’s kind of fact?
You would keep your child at sixteen? Good. That’s your choice. So would so many other pro choice people. But what you’re capable is not what every single person across North America is. Your situation is unique, pretending like its the benchmark for all others is presumptuous

IT’S KIND OF LIKE SEX ISNT JUST FOR HAVING BABIES
IT’S 2014 NOT 1854 
People have sex for so many different reasons, having children is just one.

Wow here comes the sex shaming and acting like people who have sex are depraved animalistic people. That’s sweet.

So the only life that matters is the foetuses? What about that girl who could be beaten, ridiculed, commit suicide because she’s not allowed to get an abortion? What about the girl who’s small enough that a pregnancy could kill her? What about the rape victim?
What about the fact that every reason for abortion even “I don’t want it” is valid because giving the foetus the right to use a person’s body against their consent is gross and scary and something no one should be subjected too.

Fuck your shaming of adopted children. So people shouldn’t get abortions and shouldn’t give kids for adoption? What the fuck? And why is only the girl responsible for that? It takes two to have sex. Why aren’t you talking about the boy? Oh yeah. Misogyny.


That’s pretty obviously a joke…? Or you have extremely shitty sex education.

But either way, the tl;dr of this post is its 1854 and teenagers impregnante themselves and we should give up our autonomy because foetuses are more important. K.

-Ash

"Anti: Maybe you haven’t considered it. Or maybe you haven’t considered it enough?
Client: I’ve thought about it plenty. Now go away
Anti: You couldn’t have really considered it if this is your decision."

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In Anti vocab “Consider your options” means “Agree with me”.  “Really think about it” means “Think about it until we agree”.

This anti was one of three anti-choice protesters following clients.  One had a newborn wrapped to her chest.  She jogged after clients holding the baby, saying “I will adopt your baby” and “Your baby will look just like mine, please don’t kill it”.

Anti’s thrive on assumptions.  It is the only way they can do what they do.

(via shitantichoiceprotesterssay)
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